A Daffodil, Narcissus, and Tulip walk into a bar...

Your spring bulbs losing their balance and falling over? Make them tipsy instead of tipping over by giving them liquor. William Miller, Director of Cornell University's Flower Bulb Research Program, has conducted tests to see if he could stop daffodils, narcissus, and tulips from growing too tall and drooping. Downside of the tests show that it stunts plant growth and could damage their root systems. Sounds expensive and time-consuming, but if you're going on the wagon, might be interesting way to recycle. Read more about his studies.